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The Tomcat's Pajamas
A man called his wife at home: "Honey, I have been asked by my boss to go along on a Canadian fishing trip. We'll be gone for a week, a good opportunity to help me get that promotion. Please pack my clothes, rod and reel, tackle box, and my new silk pajamas. I'll pick them up later in the day."
His wife thought something sounded fishy, but did as he asked. A week later, he came home. His wife welcomed him and asked him if he caught any fish. "Sure did. Lots of walleye, several pike. But why didn't you pack my silk pajamas?"
His wife replied, "I did. They were in your tackle box."
-Mr George V. Kottwitz
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