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THIS ISSUE IS all about golf and as you may or may not know, I don't like golf. One major reason is: I stink at it. That aside, I also don't like golf because I don't think it is a sport. Golf has none of the normal accouterment associated with sports. For instance
Golf has no cheerleaders
- Cheerleaders are important to sports. They keep the crowd excited; they keep the participants enthused about winning; and they give you something else to look at when the action on the field of play grinds to a halt. With golf there's not a lot of action to begin with. Golf consists of periodically hitting a small white ball with a big club, but other than that it is nothing more than walking. Most country clubs even take walking out of the equation by providing players with battery-operated carts...