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You've got a primer-gray '71 Camaro with a gun rack, a job at the cement plant and the new Molly Hatchet boxed set.
You're happy as a pig in a mudhole. You've just about got it all, but you're missing one thing.
Do you have your manly manual?
Mr. Manly, a k a Colom Keating, thinks you should have one.
Keating is the voice and creative force behind the popular Mr. Manly character whose politically incorrect advice is heard on radio stations nationwide and in Salt Lake City on KXRK-FM (X96).
He recently was here promoting his latest book and making sure Utah men are behaving in a manly manner.
Exactly what constitutes manly behavior?
Mr. Manly espouses his redneck philosophy on ways to handle everyday situations. He makes fun of America's largest ethnic group -- the white macho male.
He counsels on what to do when you run into an ex-girlfriend or an ex-blind date at a gas station or how to find a date for your brother-in-law.
However, you probably would not speak his advice to anyone's face or maybe not even behind their back.
Here's his advice for handling the old girlfriend scenario.
It begins with you driving your new Trans Am into a service station for gas.
You're feeling pretty...