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I won't stop laughing at those Nigerians who think that just because they were born inside Lugard's contraption to Nigerian parents, they matter. It is pure ignorance of elementary chemistry to believe that matter is anything that has weight and occupy space. Check these Nigerians out and you realise that papers in the EFCC recycle bin occupy a better place and carry more weight than them. But apparently, they do not know. They were too busy wondering where their next meal would be coming from while the rest of the class was memorising relevant sections of George Orwell's Animal Farm.
Orwell for the information of millennials is not a Nigerian, but the message he passed with Animal Farm could have saved more lives than our pastorpreneurs hawking their fake marvels on Africa Magic. These people stopped reading Orwell when the character declared that all animals were equal. The rest of us graduated with knowledge of the amendment to the rule - that some are more equal than others.
Gaskiya, our oppressors have been using morsels of bread to scoop our stew ever before the introduction of sliced bread by stingy bakers. Kudos to that TikTok lady who busted the myth that the customer is not always right as we all believed but that the customer is always right in matters of taste. It is a fact known to shopkeepers in Kano's Kantin Kwari each time they try to convince a Yoruba woman to buy shadda over lace material. It's a matter of taste!
Some of you have lately discovered that when it comes to nabbing a scapegoat, even the long arms of EFCC could be tied in spite of any explanation by Dele Oyewale to the contrary. For years now, Idris Olanrewaju Okuneye, alias Bobrisky has been dancing on the edge of the precipice...