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Now here are the real award winners
OK, Oscar time has finally come and gone.
So now that Titanic has won its bazillion awards and director James Cameron has proved he's an insufferable megalomaniac, Living Fit magazine has given out the awards for what's truly important in Hollywood.
- Most Alluring Arms goes to Angela Bassett, who we almost like better as Tina Turner than the real Tina Turner (who was awarded the Most Laudable Legs).
- Most Admirable Abs: Demi Moore. Yawn.
- Most remarkable rear view: Goldie Hawn. (Huh? We haven't seen her in anything good since "Foul Play.")
- And what would this list be without Madonna: she won the Most Bodacious Back award.
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