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APPARENTLY, Jade Goody was in a right tizzy the other day when she realised that her mobile number had accidentally been broadcast on her reality TV show, Just Jade. Apparently, she became 'inundated' with calls from pestering fans, (which, if you add upthe viewing figures probably translates as her mum and a weird old man who lives on his own in a house full of pictures of Jade Goody). But the beleaguered Jade, who has inspired a nation of complete thickos to make their bid for stardom, might have realreason to worry. I bet you any money her latest mobile phone stalker is Channel 4 desperately asking her if she'd go back into the Big Brother house to liven things up a bit. And if the prospect of hearing Imogen say 'babes' 6000 times while Richardpolishes his big smug head with a single-gloved hand isn't enough to make her change her number and move to Uganda, then she's even dimmer than I thought she was.