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Rock Star / Rated R
Sitting through "Rock Star" -- an homage to '80s glam rock -- is a lot like strolling through a dinosaur museum. Sure, the skeletons are big, bad and scary, but you know these beasts were wiped off the planet 65 million years ago. The fictional band of "Rock Star" causes similar feelings because its brand of hard-core, stage-strutting, crotch-grabbing and tongue-wagging has been extinct for more than a decade.
But even if hair metal is dead,...