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It began with Flava Flav.
As these things so often do.
When we heard the over-amped, clock-wearing rapper might be coming to Mixers bar in Sabattus, we started thinking about all of VH1's other "celebrities." Seventies' heartthrob Leif Garrett. Original supermodel Janice Dickinson. Poison frontman Bret Michaels. And so many, many more.
We wonder when they're going to come to L-A. When are they going to get the chance to sign autographs for (slightly drunk) fans and listen to thinly veiled innuendos from (slightly drunker) fans and get pawed at by (extremely drunk) fans? When? When?
Whenever that is, we'd like to welcome them with gifts that are generally appropriate. Um. OK, some of these are not. But they all come from the heart! Sincerely.
Even the ham.
For Janice Dickinson, VH1's Celebrity Rehab
You also know her from the 1980s and "America's Next Top Model"
* Sweet and Salty Sampler, 29.7 ounces, Hickory Farms (temporary shop in Auburn Mall), $18
Oh, Janice, so cranky all the time. A model-caliber calorie deficit can't help. This sampler had nuts (apt) and chocolate-covered peanuts (which we hope are apt, too. She's got to have a sweet side, right?).
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