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I've always been a cautious woman
so, though I've never bounced a check,
I have overdraft protection. Because of this,
my ex is able to take money out of our account
long after it's empty. The irony is
I have to pay the money back plus a $49 fee
for each of his ATM withdrawals.
Shir lene, I say to a nametag, please, you've got to
help me close this account. Shirlene says
she'll need my ex's signature. I tell her
he's in Europe. She's sorry for me,
but that's just the way it is. Shirlene,
I plead,...