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"Big tits," agreed my colleague, enunciating the words with a certain relish, as it's not often we get a chance to say them with a clear conscience. "Massive tits. The biggest tits I've ever seen."
We country general practitioners are close to nature, and we take our responsibilities seriously. There is a bigger picture, so I wrote to Sir David Attenborough with my solution to global warming: "Introduce polar bears to the Antarctic, there are millions of penguins for them to eat."
But while I wait for the great man's reply, local issues remain important,...