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Here's a guide to cutting consumption of Paris, Larry King and all the other industrytrans fats
THE MEDIA GUY
YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD abouta book called "21 Pounds in 21 Days: The Martha's Vineyard Diet Detox," since it's been heavily hyped by celebrities including Howard Stern sidekick Robin Quivers. The book posits that we all consume so much junk-unhealthful foods that are poorly prepared and laced with toxins-that in order to shock our systems back into "wellness," a drastic plan of action is required.
Duly inspired, I've developed my own regimen called The Manhattan Media Diet Detox, which I'm shopping around to publishers. Coincidentally, I, too, posit that we all consume so much junk-unhealthful media that is poorly prepared and laced with toxins-that in order to shock our systems back into "wellness, " a drastic plan of action is required. (The good news: Unlike with the Martha's Vineyard Diet Detox, colonies are generally not required.)
A few guidelines to start with:
HILTONS
No consumption of information about Hiltons at all....