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Unlike Greta Thunberg, I believe parents should tell their children what to do, not the other way round. So, though I'm no scriptwriter, I've had a go at rewriting Tesco's 'Daddy, I don't want to eat meat any more' advert, as follows.
"Darling, here's why we're not going to do that," the father would reply. "You want to grow up to be a healthy, and maybe have babies of your own? Well, meat gives you the protein, vitamins and amino acids to do that. You won't get all that important nutrition otherwise, and that wouldn't be good for you or...